
' How The Turtle Got Its Shell'
In the style of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories', in loving memory of Bopee
Painting by Yisu
Words by Mo
Long, long ago, Best Beloved, turtles were not nearly as slow-pokedy and drearily drably sluggish as they are today. Turtles, although few and far between, were able to zip and zoom around in the Great Blue Sea just as fast as tiny fishes and brown furry otters. This, O Best Beloved, is because they were not encumbered by big, barrelsome shells. When turtles were first made, they had only their naked wrinkly skin to swim around in, which got very chilly in the night sea, and left them very easy prey for scary sea creatures. The Queen and Mother Of All Turtles was as big as a house, and as long as an island, and her name, O Best Beloved, was Regania. All the baby turtles, and mid-sized turtles, and largish-but-still-smaller-than-The-Queen-and-Mother-of-All-Turtles turtles ‘multaneously afeared Regania, and respected her, for she was their mother, and took good care of all the turtles in the Great Blue Sea.
Every spring or so, Regania went to the beach, just as perhaps you do O Best Beloved (but of course not for the same reason), and laid one million and two eggs, which she buried into capacious—that means big, Best Beloved—holes in the sand. Every spring, the other turtles wanted ever so desperately to come with Regania on her journey across the Great Blue Sea, and every spring Regania told them ‘No!’
‘But why,’ asked a tiny turtlette named Virginia during the spring of one particular year. ‘Oh please cannot we come?’
‘No!’ bellowed Regania in a booming voice which made the waves turn to dunes of foam. ‘This is a privacious, and unwieldy mission. No one may know where I go, or what I must do in order for the next batch of turtlettes and turtlings to hatch. Now, go brush your teeth, and don’t ask me again!’
Virginia most ‘jectedly scooted off through the Great Blue Sea. (And she even brushed her teeth, in spite of being angry at Regania, for she afeared and respected her ‘normously.)
Regania shook her wrinkly withered head and went to bed, for she needed her best rest, because tomorrow was the day she would go and hatch the turtlings and turtlettes. Early the next morning, Regania stretched out her long crinkly-wrinkled arms, and her long wrinkly-crinkled neck, and swam off across the Great Blue Sea to the ‘Gantic White Beach (which looked an awful lot like a ‘gantic pile of mashed potatoes, O Best Beloved) where she was to lay her eggs full of turtlings and turtlettes. What Regania did not realize, and here’s the sneaky part, was that little Virginia, the tiny turtlette, had grabbed a hold of her tail, and been dragged along over the many leagues and miles and kilometers of the Great Blue Sea to the ‘Gantic White Beach.
When Virginia saw the gigantic mounds of sand, with the tide rushing in, her eyes grew wide with wonder, and she almost forgot to hide so Regania would not see her. She scooted away behind a reef just as The Queen and Mother of All Turtles turned her ‘normous head around to make sure her privacious mission was still privacious.
When Regania was sure that she was alone, she waved her turtley arms, and flapped her turtley legs, and did three flips, right in a row. Then, to the amazement of Virginia, the smallest turtlette there ever was, she swam ashore, crawled up to the beach, and dug a capacious hole in the mashed potato sand. Regania then began to lay her eggs, one by one, until the capacious hole was nearly full. She used her ‘normous flipper-arm to cover the hole with potatoey sand, and left. She swam through the water, a much lighter Queen and Mother of All Turtles than she had been before, and passed right by the rock behind which Virginia was hiding. She was so full of glee because of her accomplished mission that she didn’t notice the tiny turtlette trying to grab a hold of her tail. Regania’s tail slipped right through Virginia’s little flipper-hands and away Regania went, out into the Great Blue Sea.
Virginia was petrified! (That means scared, O Best Beloved.) She had no idea what a stranded turtlette should do, having been left behind all the way across the Great Blue Sea, and the only solution she could think of was to swim to the beach and explore the capacious hole of eggs.
When she got there, and it was quite a struggle for the tiny turtlette to get ashore as you might imagine, she plopped her small and shell-less body on top of the capacious hole of eggs, and fell quietly asleep.
Little Virginia did not wake up for days upon days, and when she did it was because of a rustly-bustly feeling underneath her wrinkled little body. She crawled drowsily off the pile of eggs, only to behold many many tiny heads poking out from many many tiny shells. The newborn turtlings and turtlettes, after peering up at Virginia quizzically for a moment, made a mad dash for the Great Blue Sea, scooting their arms and legs just as children do when it’s hot and they want to swim.
The strange thing was, O Best Beloved, that attached to each of their tiny backs was a piece of their eggshell. The newborn turtlettes and turtlings were finding it difficult to get to the shore, and instead of zooming along like all turtles before them had, they had to move slowly because of the shells stuck to their backs. Virginia followed the new turtles into the water, and followed them where their instincts were taking them, to The Queen and Mother of All Turtles, Regania. When they arrived, it was quite a sight to be seen. One million and two turtlings and turtlettes crowded the ocean, but no one, not even the Great Mahluu Fish whom they passed along their way had seen anything like these turtles before. For over the course of their journey from the beach (which looked an awful lot like a pile of mashed potatoes, don’t forget Best Beloved) the pieces of shell stuck to their backs had hardened into shells much like we see on turtles today. They could poke their heads in and out of their shells, and when they were scared, as they were of the Great Mahluu Fish, they curled up in their shells so tightly you might think they were a piece of wood. (That is, if you didn’t look closely enough.)
Regania, The Queen and Mother of All Turtles, was very perplexed (that means confused, O Best Beloved) as to why the newborn turtlings and turtlettes were so different than normal turtles, but as soon as she heard Virginia’s tale, she understood (since she was a very wise and all-knowing Queen and Mother). When Virginia had fallen asleep on the turtle eggs Regania had laid, she had put pressure on the eggs, making the shells stick to the small unhatched turtles.
At first Regania was very angry at Virginia for following her, but she soon forgave her, since she realized that Virginia had actually given the new turtles a wonderful gift. She had given them each protection against the scary sea, and she had given them each a home of their own. When Regania became older (and she was already almost as ancient as the Great Blue Sea itself), she proudly handed down the title of Queen and Mother of All Turtles to Virginia, who became a wise and wonderful leader to all the future generations of turtles to come. And ever since the generation of turtles who got shells because of Virginia, all turtles have been born with shells of their own. All turtles carry their own homes wherever they go, and are always protected against the sometimes scary Great Blue Sea.
And that, O Best Beloved, is the true tale of how turtles got their shells.
Virginia was a turtle Queen
As wise as ever wise could be
She gave new turtles brown and green
A new home as great as ever there could be.
A shell is great, a shell is hard,
There’s nothing like it near or far,
Knock knock, who’s there?
A turtle hiding, that’s who!

